Breaking News,
Seriously Funny.
A satirical local news source spotlighting good people, big wins, and the small businesses that make our community great — all with a comedic twist.
The numbers don't lie.
From Story To Screen In 3 Steps
Simple, fast, and built to make you (or your business) shine.
Submit Your Story
Tell us about the person, business, or moment that deserves the spotlight. Fill out a short form — takes 2 minutes.
We Craft the Script
Our team writes a satirical, on-brand segment and sends it back for your approval before we ever hit record.
Goes Live to Thousands
Your story is shot, edited, and published across The Pale Press channels — reaching our growing audience of fans.
Semme Jenkins
What started as a passion project turned into a local phenomenon — nearly half a million views in the first month.After a car accident put production on pause, The Pale Press is back with a renewed mission: cover the good news, lift up our neighbors, and put the spotlight on the small businesses that hold our community together.
Always positive. Always satirical. Always seriously funny.
The Episodes
Nine stories. Zero filter. All love for the community.
Get Featured On The Pale Press
Story Submission
Highlight a child's accomplishment, a promotion, an engagement, or any positive personal milestone — Pale Press style.
- Personal good-news stories
- Satirical, funny coverage
- Featured on our channels
Business Spotlight
Highlight a local business — yours or one you love. Our team writes a custom script, you approve, we cover it.
- Custom script written for you
- Script approval before filming
- Full distribution on our channels
On-Site Spotlight
We come to you in Pensacola. Filmed on location with our full satirical news treatment. Outside city limits? Request a custom quote.
- Everything in Business Spotlight
- On-location filming in Pensacola
- Outside Pensacola = custom quote